I've just revealed the secret identity of the famed ninja from Ask a Ninja... The voice and mannerisms are too close to be coincidence.
Start watching (and listening!) at around 2:13...
Elmo Live Reveals the Ninja's Identity
Note that the ninja in the opening intro sequence of all Ask a Ninja episodes has blue eyes, while the ninja in the actual episode has brown and is a little slimmer. This fits because the lab tech in the Elmo Live video clearly has brown eyes.
This will obviously be my last post, as I assume a painful and long drawn out death. Perhaps simply even typing these words, the power of the ninja will reach through the internet, up into my computer, and {#`%${%&`+'${`%&NO CARRIER
